How do I stop my son from dating a woman with small *******?

future firm
Stale White Male asked:

My son is turning 18 soon and has recently begun dating. However his first girlfriend has very small breasts, probably an A-cup. Now god bless his heart, he loves her ever so much, but I’d like to set a firm precedent to avoid future heartbreak.

I wouldn’t want him to be ridiculed by his friends and classmates for ‘going out with a flatty’ as I would have been back in my younger years. Unendowed females are also generally emotionally unstable due to low self-esteem (I don’t want a teenage drama queen on my son’s hands!)

My biggest worry is that many years down the line, their female children would be ‘flat chicks’ as well. I’d like my son to be a spittin’ image of his old man, and to help him avoid some obvious mistakes.

Should I forbid him from dating her or let him figure it out for himself over time?






33 Responses to 'How do I stop my son from dating a woman with small *******?'

  1. neil k - September 25th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    If you feel that strongly about it, maybe you should shell out for augmentation surgery for the poor girl!

    for the folks giving me thumbs down, I was being sarcastic!

  2. Jennifer M - September 25th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Isn’t there better things to be worried about instead of your sons girlfriends *****??

  3. baseballcrazy106 - September 28th, 2009 at 2:31 am

    maby you should just let the kid live his life hes 18 and its his girlfriends not yours

  4. jessjess0310 - September 28th, 2009 at 4:53 am

    well if my “old man” was as sick as you i wouldn’t let him anywhere near you. The size of a womans ******* doesn’t matter. if she is happy with herself then so be it. I wouldn’t want my daughter to date a guy with a ***** smaller than seven inches, so i guess you are out of the question. come on man you quite sick. leave your son alone to date who he pleases. i think you just want to look and fantisize about your son’s girlfriends because you have issues. get over it you nasty man!

  5. some_guy_times_50 - September 29th, 2009 at 5:42 am

    I’m having a hard time figuring out how this is any concern of yours. I think you should go and talk to a counselor about this unhealthy obsession you have over women’s *******.

  6. lolo - September 29th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    your a **** or im hoping this question is not even real.

    give her a chance you jack @ss.

  7. airbob61@verizon.net - September 30th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    In short, mind your own business.

  8. ragin_girl_72 - October 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    I **** to say this, but you sound like you are the one with the low self esteem. if your son loves her what the hell does it matter what size of bra she wears? Isnt that a little shallow and ridiculous? I mean if he loves her the way she is, shouldn’t that be more important…you don’t love someone for the way they look!!! You love them for all the qualitites that makes that person unique…..Is she good to him? Is she honetst and trustworthy? those are the things you should worry about more that herwearing a size a bra…I don’t want to be rude, but shouldn’t you allow your son to make the descion weather or not he is attracted to his own girlfriend. I mean I have heard of parents being worried because they feel like the girl is using their son, or that she is a tramp. or that she doesn’t treat him good, but this is the first time I have ever heard of a parent saying that the girls cup size was a factor. Maybe back when you were in school, ppl were like that, but today I doubt very seriously if his friends are going to tease him because of his girlfriends ****** size. And that thing you said about her having a low self esteem becuase she is small chested….where in the world did you get that from? That is the furthest from the truth……It sounds as though they love each other….just leave them alone and let them be happy…

  9. lagies mommy - October 4th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    SHALLOW HAL. LET HIM FIGURE IT OUT ALONE WHO CARES ABOUT IT YOUR HIS DAD YOU SHOULDN’T CARE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT., YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT THINGS LIKE IS SHE NICE AND WILL SHE TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR SON AND FOREMOST GRANDCHILDREN.

  10. Matt Carrillo - October 7th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    If it were me I would just let my son date who ever he wanted to date regardless of what she looked like or how big or small her ******* were, its his choice!

  11. taco - October 10th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    thats an awful ting to do. way to make girls feel good about themselves. note the sarcasm. goodness. i can’t believe you want him to break up with a girl he loves over something as cruel as the size of her ******.

  12. blissbelle - October 12th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    I’m not sure if I should laugh at your ignorance or tell you how ridiculous you sound. I understand your gripe though, my flat chested gal pals all wanted implants when we were in our twenties.

  13. ChrissyBar - October 13th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    You’re ignorant. Mind your business.

  14. embroidery fan - October 17th, 2009 at 12:43 am

    He’ll be an adult, so let him make his own decisions. He knows better than you do, what type of physical features attract him. Now’s a good time to practice “letting go” and letting him grow up.

  15. just a girl. - October 17th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    I agree with everyone else on here, but I couldn’t resist adding in my own 2 cents. I am a small chested girl, but no guy I’ve ever dated has been ridiculed for being with me! My boyfriends were envied by their friends. And girls with smaller ******* are not necessarily insecure. In reality, they are the ones who get men who care about more than sex, so they end up getting hurt less. I could say a lot more, but I don’t need to.

    P.S. I read some of your Q&A–Why are you asking questions like “How can I force my daughter to become a **********?” and then “My daughter is a homosexual, how do I disown her? I cannot have such a person in my life!” You’re sick. I doubt if I’m the first person to tell you this, but if I am, I won’t be the last.

  16. Combatvet - October 21st, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    Your son is 18 he is an adult. He can make choices. the choice he made si his, back off and let him live his life unless he ask for advice don’t give ti t him especially for such a picayune thing as ****** size. They are mammary glands for crying out loud, if hes looking for big boobs, he was raised by one (his father) let him fall in love with the person not her body, that makes him very shallow if hes looking for a girl with only big *******.

  17. sandra d - October 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 am

    maybe that used to be the way things were but they aren’t like that anymore! ****** size has nothing to do with whether or not she is a drama queen and if his friends want to “laugh” at him for his choice then you should see that he relizes that they aren’t his friends after all. you should be proud that your son isn’t so superficial and shallow and you shouldn’t go anywhere near trying to encourage such stereo-typical behavior! talk about the student surpassing the teacher!

  18. pinkprincess - October 24th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Man I feel sorry for your wife it must be hard living with such a dickhead, you seem to worry to much about other women’s ******.
    My wish is that your son is the exact opposite of you since you are so shallow.
    In today’s world there is so much more to worry about then the size of her breasts,For ex does the women have a STD, is she a gold digger ,does she treat him like ****.
    As for your grandchildren I hope that he never allows you to see them, least you put some of you shallowness off on them or you hurt your granddaughter with your rudeness.
    Believe me your son’s girlfriend will be able to nourish there children just fine since that is why we have ****** to begin with.
    Hint to son < type question- How to stop dad from being a **** head>

  19. My Name Is Brad Pitt - October 25th, 2009 at 3:35 am

    You can also tell her that your 18 year old son inherited his
    1 1/2 inch pen1s from you.

  20. mnplsvj26 - October 25th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    I think you are crazy most likely. I am wondering what you look like? I would suggest finding a hobby or something to occupy your tiny mind besides worrying about your sons girlfriends **** size. That is the oddest question I have ever heard on here.

  21. misanthropic_misinformation - October 25th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Hey, I thought he was dating a fat *****?

  22. xg6 - October 27th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    People like you should have never been allowed to reproduce

  23. s2a_s3z - October 30th, 2009 at 5:19 am

    Why are you interested in your Son’s GF’s ****. Its not like you are the one whos gona…..never mind. Its your son and he makes his decision with his own likings. Plus arent you a catholic, since when did you start thinking about ******* seriously.

  24. Mike T - October 30th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Don’t… if she looks good she can always get implants later. You have to see the big picture dude.

  25. obsvnt1 - October 31st, 2009 at 3:31 am

    Oh here’s the christian supposedly, again. Dude you sure are down right prejudice about much it seems…..I feel for your children….you are very shallow! And how did your wife cope with you, I wonder? I most agree with Jennifer

  26. lovanak - November 1st, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    find a job.
    you ‘ll feel busy enough not have to think about such silly things.
    maybe your father in law once wanted to stop her daughter from dating a man with a small peniss!!!!!!

  27. omorris1978 - November 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Sounds to me you were never an individual and ran with the crowd. A follower not a leader. Why would you want your son to be that way? If she is young, her ******* will continue to grow, she may not be an A cup forever. Teaching your son to be influenced by the people around him is not good parenting. What about doing the right thing? Being yourself, standing out. All these are qualities that will build self-esteem, not knock it down. The apparent obvious mistake I see, is you teaching your son to concentrate on the outside instead of the inside. Hopefully he will learn from your mistakes and be himself instead of one of the people who blend in instead of standing out.

  28. Kels - November 3rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    you are being shallow. Just shut up and let your son date whomever the hell he wants to date

  29. Victoria S - November 5th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    This is a joke right? You actually think this way? I feel sorry for your son to have to grow up with a man who will teach him to be a follower instead of a leader.

  30. Alli - November 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Wait, I thought the last girl was “overweight” and you didn’t want your son going out with an overweight girl because of what it would do to his self esteem. And wasn’t there some other question about wanting to disown your son due to his dating some other girl? How many girls is your imaginary son dating? Furthermore, how many of these similar questions have you already drawn up?

  31. irish hippie - November 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Oh my god i can’t beleive this! I am a woman with ******* smaller than an a cup, I am a double a, and I am with the man of my dreams, who not only takes me for who I am, but wouldn’t change me for the world, I’m glad your son found someone to love! and I’m sorry his father is a ********* man who doesn’t care about his son’s life. Because REAL MEN, don’t break up with women because of their ****** size! Your pathetic if all you do with your time is worry about your son’s girls *******. You need a life, and a heart. I’m very sorry for your wife…

  32. katrina g - November 10th, 2009 at 10:34 am

    oh please would you just shut up! I have a 17 yr old step sister who is very small on top and she has no problem with her body…low self esteem issues come from ppl getting picked on.

    and i hope ur son does NOT end up like you.

  33. msbt - November 12th, 2009 at 9:18 am

    omg. perv! i hope you dont have a wife! and the spitting image of his old man? do you have some “big chicks” and are you afraid that wont show through to your gand kids?! no, let him be. if he cares for her, thats all that matters! you should only come inbetween if there is a serious SERIOUS matter. just leave him alone, dont even bring it up to him and just forget about it.


Leave a Reply