How do I stop my daughter from dating a man with a small *****?

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JoshCube asked:

My daughter is turning 18 soon and has recently begun dating. However her first boyfriend has a very small ***** as she told me he was three inches. Now god bless her heart, she loves him ever so much, but I’d like to set a firm precedent to avoid future heartbreak.

I wouldn’t want her to be ridiculed by her friends and classmates for ‘going out with a *** wee’ as I would have been back in my younger years. Unendowed males are also generally emotionally unstable due to low self-esteem (I don’t want my daughter getting abused all the time by him!)

My biggest worry is that many years down the line, their male children would be ‘pee wees’ as well. I’d like my daughter to be a spittin’ image of her mother, and to help her avoid some obvious mistakes.

Should I forbid her from dating him or let her figure it out for herself over time?






32 Responses to 'How do I stop my daughter from dating a man with a small *****?'

  1. George R - April 2nd, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Yes, yes you should.

  2. Crouching Doggie - April 4th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Secular law does not have a method for you to impose your wishes upon your child after the she reaches adult age (usually 18 years in the West).

  3. Master_Beta - April 6th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    ah so one dates a man with a small ***** and your son dates a woman with small *****.
    Well I suggest you save up, maybe start a fundraiser, and get ***** enlargement surgery for your daughters bf (Y)

  4. Big Sky 23 - April 9th, 2009 at 7:07 am

    Make sure any potential boyfriends of your daughter must first meet with your approval. This means that they will all have to sleep with you first before sleeping with her. Bring a camera, a notepad, and measuring tape. Matter of fact, you could make even quicker than that. Just invite all of her potential crushes to your house, have them strip ***** and stand in a line, then eliminate unsuitable candidates accordingly. Like one of the Roman **** scenes in “History of the World, Part I”.

    Since she’s a teenager, I assume they’re also all teenagers so they should have no objections to this proposal.

    Wait, you’re not married are you? Oh dear…

  5. mollybowen31 - April 10th, 2009 at 12:06 am

    It seems like you have very peculiar offspring…..

  6. bugala1t - April 13th, 2009 at 12:42 am

    First of all… Ewww… that you are that much into your daughter’s *** life… You should get your own. Second, ***** size should not be an issue for you to be fretting over. If you daughter loves the guy then **** out. Let her make her own choices. Besides everyone knows that this is a fake question anyway.

  7. cltchperf - April 13th, 2009 at 2:33 am

    lol, ah man you are too much since this reflects your last question exactly except for your son dating a girl with small ***** and not your daughter is with a man with a small ****. The male children will be *** wees? lol. How are people going to know that he has a small dick, unless people are told? And I doubt your daughter would tell others or do something like that and why do you care how big or small her bf’s **** is?

  8. Sarah L - April 15th, 2009 at 5:37 am

    I’m not really sure why you’re so worried. I really think that you need to let your daughter live her own life. If she really loves him then his size shouldn’t matter to her or you.

  9. Mary Ann - April 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Let her “figure it it for herself”. The fact that she has brought it up to you suggests to me that she may be having doubts about this already and was attempting to receive feedback from you, although if I were you I would keep any comments to a minimum.

  10. Sky Flying Gorgon Witch - April 21st, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    STOP IT! YOU’RE NOT A MIDDLE AGED MAN WITH TEENAGED CHILDREN, YOU’RE JUST SOME HIGH SCHOOL TEENAGER WHO LIKES TO **** PEOPLE OFF!

    I saw all your questions and answers and you are just a teenager!

  11. Gold Digger - April 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    u asked this same question yesterday… only it was ur son dating girls with small brests…. this has to be a fake queston…. u got to be making it up…

  12. Denise L - April 23rd, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    I believe that you should let your daughter tend to your own *** life and who she should or should not date and or not sleep with.

    How would you have liked it if your mother would have did what you are trying to do to your daughter?

    Always remember the old saying “It’s not the size, nor the shape, it’s the motion of the ocean.”

    Let your daughter experiment on her own.

  13. Rusty S - April 26th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Wow you “josh” you must have twins with opposite issues and wait you speak for the mother and father with the same words. Ohhhhhh its a fake question and your trying to make a point. Yes lying will get you places for those who want to know how its obvious its fake.
    or click his name and look at questions posted.

  14. Miss. Sunshine - April 29th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    What kind of a father are you and why are you so deeply involved in your daughter’s personal life? Let her date who ever she wants and who cares what her bf lacks and such. It is none of your business…that is very disgusting of you to even bring this topic.

  15. Meagan - May 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 am

    The fact that you know the size of your daughter’s boyfriend’s ***** frightens me. Maybe you’re just a little over-involved in her life. You need to **** out and let her make her own decisions in this area.

  16. dandreidominika - May 6th, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Wow, you are both shallow and cruel…it’s her decision whether she wants to date a “pee-wee” as you so colorfully put it. Someones got to love the less-endowed men, why can’t your daughter be one of them if she so chooses? Btw, having a small ***** is not a requisite for instability.

  17. Queen Princess God - May 6th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…NOW GIVE ME MY 10 POINTS!

  18. medusa - May 9th, 2009 at 2:10 am

    Come on, you cant control who they date so give it up.

  19. I love my cat - May 12th, 2009 at 7:05 am

    Turn off your computer, go outside, and get some fresh air.
    And always remember…
    “It’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.”

  20. Aoi Roze ( Blue Rose) - May 14th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    you again? go die.

  21. Jacob R - May 16th, 2009 at 2:37 am

    u ****. i bet your the one with the small penis

  22. heartless - May 18th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    buy her a **** movie and let her decide.

  23. lambby34_1978 - May 19th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Oh good gracious! I would be more worried about her getting so serious at an early age than his ***** size. It really does not matter! In my experience… men who were rather “short” in certain areas, made up for it in the foreplay and the oral part of ***. It really has more to do with how committed he is to your daughter, ***** size is rather trivial.

  24. Farore159 - May 22nd, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    you perv.. get a life you make the most outrages questions
    do you remember “my son is dating a girl with a-cup boobies” do you remember that? im sure you do since you started with this crap in the first place betch

  25. KY - May 24th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    you posted the same question, but with your “son” dating a girl with small tits, stop pissing about mate

  26. bamagirl286 - May 27th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    That should be the least of your worries. You should be more worried that she would be dating a man who abuses her. Not about the size of his *****.. Size DOES NOT MATTER. It is up to her, and what she feels “comfortable” with. Not up to you. Ridculued? It’s none of their darn business what size he is. Low self esteem, I don’t think so.

  27. Bob Sagey - May 30th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    First off i would like to let you know that you are a fukin middle age perevert. And you just want to look at your daughters *******. and third your dik is probbly like a turtle on a sunday moarning in the cold water. Just like my old friend William eaton. Tell the guy to trim and eat 5 viagras a day. and when they have *** blindfold the girl and she will never know the size as long as she likes the motion of the boat. o and if it is small. get some binoculars.

    =]

  28. a big one - June 3rd, 2009 at 2:22 am

    who and what do you think you are ?
    if the girl loves him why should you interfere in there life?
    she can still get pregnant with a 3 inch penis, and she can get sexual stimulation in other ways if she cant get it from the *****
    did you come down with the last shower?
    good god where has realismsm gone?

  29. Ayra - June 4th, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I haven’t seen a question more fake than this one. Rotfl.

  30. rukidding - June 6th, 2009 at 9:08 am

    Like anyone would have *** with you to make a child. C’mon!

  31. Phoenix - June 8th, 2009 at 2:52 am

    Why should you worry about the small ***** your daughter’s boyfriend have? If it pleases her, then let her decide for herself whether she will pursue a longer term relationship.

    A man’s ***** is not a measurement how he pleases a woman but his know-how to take the woman into Ecstasy.

  32. Smells Great All Day ® - June 10th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    stay out of her business


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