Stale White Male asked:

My son is turning 18 soon and has recently begun dating. However his first girlfriend has very small breasts, probably an A-cup. Now god bless his heart, he loves her ever so much, but I’d like to set a firm precedent to avoid future heartbreak.

I wouldn’t want him to be ridiculed by his friends and classmates for ‘going out with a flatty’ as I would have been back in my younger years. Unendowed females are also generally emotionally unstable due to low self-esteem (I don’t want a teenage drama queen on my son’s hands!)

My biggest worry is that many years down the line, their female children would be ‘flat chicks’ as well. I’d like my son to be a spittin’ image of his old man, and to help him avoid some obvious mistakes.

Should I forbid him from dating her or let him figure it out for himself over time?

JoshCube asked:

My daughter is turning 18 soon and has recently begun dating. However her first boyfriend has a very small ***** as she told me he was three inches. Now god bless her heart, she loves him ever so much, but I’d like to set a firm precedent to avoid future heartbreak.

I wouldn’t want her to be ridiculed by her friends and classmates for ‘going out with a *** wee’ as I would have been back in my younger years. Unendowed males are also generally emotionally unstable due to low self-esteem (I don’t want my daughter getting abused all the time by him!)

My biggest worry is that many years down the line, their male children would be ‘pee wees’ as well. I’d like my daughter to be a spittin’ image of her mother, and to help her avoid some obvious mistakes.

Should I forbid her from dating him or let her figure it out for herself over time?